Today (well a few weeks ago) I (was probably my dad actually) invented (made up) a new word.

That word is great (I promise), and the word (that I ought to share with you now before you get bored) is:

Fartleberries

otherwise known as Baked Beans (any variety).

I thank you (my faithful readers) (for putting up with the utter twaddle I spout here whilst avoiding writing my dissertation) (Don't you just love blinking text :D).