Oh My God - that was the strangest thing I have ever seen.

This evening, I went, with Chris, and in the company of some of my lecturers, to see a production called objects, lost or found. their website is here.

It started with strange audial perceptive stuff, with interesting, if provocative, images shown on large screens at either end of the room.

It seemed like a usual student theatre production until.......

The female performer took all of her clothes off, then proceeded to insert a leek into her vagina. This took a little while, as she had to lubricate herself first, but eventually seemed to get it lodged quite well. She then put some other clothes one, and walked around with the leek still firmly placed.

Eventually, the leek was removed, and the cacophonic sound was resumed an we were once again cast into bewilderment.

The end of this 'piece' was performed when the lady of the act stripped naked again, then proceeded to write words on her body with her own faeces, which smelled pretty bad.

This was proper wierd, but I can understand it til the end part. :s