I have now returned to Hastings, land of large hooped earrings, and Thomas Burberry caps! Thats right, its chav-tastic folks! Oh well, not to worry too much :) I'll be off to Thailand in a few weeks! How cool is that ;)

The crux of the matter however, is, how the hell am I going to afford to fund this grand adventure?! Like Ben, I may have to give the old bank account a bit of hard loving, but I just dont think it'll be quite enough! :-)

I must then, venture out into the land of gainful employment, and find myself some means of supporting my greedy need for sun soaked adventure and foreign travel.

By my reckoning, I have 4 weeks until Thailand becomes my best buddy, and I need to earn a fair whack to get keep him friendly. Current possible vocations for the next month:

• Barman
• Beach Cleaner
• Gardener
• Ice Cream Van Man (mnnnn, ice cream...:)...)
• Data Entry Clerk :0
• Odd-Job man
• Student bum (doh)
• Super Hero
• Or other

The list goes on, but who will employ me?!!!!

Someone must be willing?! :-)

The plan is to head on out today, CV in hand, in search of employment nirvana, and the sweet smell of well earned holiday money! w00t!

However, the most important task for the day, is to purchase gifts of much wonderment and lovelyness (not to mention ickleness) for the young lady fink herself, Shorty. As it is her birthday 2moro, and I don't want to be left out when it comes to giving pressies! :-)

Right then, now you know my cunning plan! see you on the other side! ;-)